unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

every time zutara comes up on here i get flashbacks to the avatar forums in 2008 aka the first time i ever got in a fight on the internet and called someone a stupid b*tch because they said zutara was going to happen and aang would be okay with it because he had appa and momo

shining-magically:

Plot twist: They invite Weselton, his thugs, Rapunzel, Eugene, the trolls, the ice harvesters, Marshmallow, the other 12 princes of the Southern Isles, and Pac-Man to Anna’s birthday party

When I started making those weird voices, a lot of people told me how whack it was,” she says, “‘What the fuck are you doing?’ they’d say. ‘Why do you sound like that? That doesn’t sound sexy to me.’ And then I started saying, Oh, that’s not sexy to you? Good. I’m going to do it more. Maybe I don’t want to be sexy for you today.

Nicki Minaj (via hotsenator)

cumaddict72:

getmad-govegan:

being vegan is so emotionally draining like i can’t even look at someone drinking a milkshake without wanting to cry this is ridiculous if your ‘food’ makes me emotionally distressed that might be a sign that it’s not good 

dude get over yourself

dirtydisneyconfessions:

ok dude, i know you wanna fuck the granny queen from a bugs life, we’ve gotten your confession 385 fucking times, we get it, you love fucking old wrinkly ass ants, stop fucking submitting it.

sadgrl666:

haha girls are only good for three things cooking sex and complaining am i right fellas? so, anyways, what do you think boobs feel like? oh wait i see my moms car. gotta go.

fuckestuppest:

chris evans is half frat boy beefcake and half tender sensitive artist who loves his family and cries at sunsets and that’s why he’s so fucking dangerous